If you must know…

Conteska has lived in the kinds of places that make her a fantastically interesting person to sit next to at dinner, as well as one or two places that she can barely discuss without breaking into a rash.

Her family background makes Dynasty look mellow, and she is known by at least one ex (who still talks to her) as being very good at throwing large jars of maple syrup across the room (and missing).  Hobbies include flying trapeze, photography, and accumulating airmiles.